| Msn name | Rating | Good/
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My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex |
2.33 |
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My life is like an egg...I'm either gettin smashed or laid |
3.47 |
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My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk! |
3.89 |
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted |
2.50 |
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics |
4.29 |
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Next time wave all your fingers at me! |
2.73 |
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Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend |
1.67 |
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Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P |
3.57 |
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. |
4.53 |
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Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage |
4.58 |
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ok, i'm blonde, but whats ur xcuse?(Emma) |
2.50 |
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On the other hand, you have different fingers |
3.67 |
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject |
4.25 |
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Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE |
4.52 |
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Passwords are like underwear: change them often |
4.00 |
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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good |
3.96 |
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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow |
3.75 |
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Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol. |
4.44 |
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Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend! |
4.05 |
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Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :| |
4.50 |
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