| Msn name | Rating | Good/
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If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons |
2.91 |
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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it! |
0.45 |
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? |
4.17 |
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
3.71 |
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If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen |
4.12 |
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten |
4.69 |
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If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk |
4.61 |
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If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs? |
1.40 |
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If you want me to fall for u..u gotta give me somethin worth trippin over |
4.47 |
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Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here |
4.31 |
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings" |
4.79 |
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In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY! |
2.79 |
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in life only one person gets to shine, move out my way, ur blockin my light. |
3.80 |
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In the beginning there was nothing, then god said 'let there be light' and there was still nothing but u could see it |
3.70 |
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man |
2.89 |
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It was a brave man who ate the first oyster |
2.69 |
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It Worries Me How Dumb You Are |
3.89 |
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It's a gurls world and guys just live in it |
2.69 |
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I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? |
3.67 |
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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. |
3.43 |
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