| Msn name | Rating | Good/
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I invented the cordless extension cord |
2.83 |
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I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me |
3.21 |
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup |
1.12 |
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I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo |
3.00 |
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I love cats...they taste just like chicken |
1.30 |
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I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by |
2.96 |
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I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D |
4.20 |
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I may not be fred flinstone but I can still make your bedrock |
3.98 |
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age |
4.08 |
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I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am |
4.38 |
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception |
4.65 |
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I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member |
3.06 |
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I taught you everything you know..but not everything I know! |
2.86 |
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I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother! |
4.57 |
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I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts! |
3.64 |
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. |
2.50 |
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own |
2.06 |
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I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive but i remembered that suicides a crime |
4.32 |
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I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lipz a secret! |
3.70 |
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I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear |
3.75 |
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