| Msn name | Rating | Good/
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Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday |
2.99 |
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Be The Change You Wish To See |
2.56 |
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Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question |
3.37 |
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Buy land, they have quit making it! |
2.31 |
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By the time you read this, you've already read it |
3.13 |
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Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? |
3.11 |
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Can fat people go skinny-dipping? |
3.06 |
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic? |
2.19 |
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. |
3.33 |
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Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children |
4.33 |
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Conserve water, drink beer |
3.02 |
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Crowded elevator smells different to midget. |
2.24 |
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Definition of a Dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen. |
1.85 |
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Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet |
3.98 |
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? |
2.14 |
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Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? |
2.03 |
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? |
2.79 |
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Does fuzzy logic tickle? |
2.30 |
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Don't breed them if you can't feed them |
3.21 |
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Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer |
3.52 |
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